@misc{arghxiv.2505.02640v1,
  title         = {Termination Rates in Single-Channel Disputes: An Eleven-Week Observation},
  author        = {Corrigan, D.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {may},
  eprint        = {2505.02640v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.LOOP},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2505.02640v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}