@misc{arghxiv.2506.00742v2,
  title         = {Timing and Relevance of Credential Disclosure in Asymmetric Exchanges},
  author        = {Redfern, J.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jan},
  eprint        = {2506.00742v2},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.CRED},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2506.00742v2},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}