@misc{arghxiv.2507.03310v1,
  title         = {Symmetric Consultation of Automated Counsel in Two-Party Disputes},
  author        = {Nakagawa, S.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {jul},
  eprint        = {2507.03310v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {rhet.AI},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2507.03310v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}