@misc{arghxiv.2508.02914v1,
  title         = {Substitution of the Contested Proposition Over the Course of an Exchange},
  author        = {Ostrowski, D.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2508.02914v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.MOV},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2508.02914v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}