@misc{arghxiv.2509.02063v1,
  title         = {On the Absence of an Independent Verification of Orbital Provenance in Civilian Positioning Systems},
  author        = {Trask, Lionel},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {sep},
  eprint        = {2509.02063v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.VER},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2509.02063v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}