@misc{arghxiv.2509.04188v1,
  title         = {Preliminary Notes Toward a Terminating Argument},
  author        = {Barratt, Q.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {sep},
  eprint        = {2509.04188v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {futil.GEN},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2509.04188v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}