@misc{arghxiv.2510.01997v1,
  title         = {Metabolic Cost of Maintaining an Unrevised Position Over Extended Intervals},
  author        = {Ferreira, T.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {oct},
  eprint        = {2510.01997v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {futil.GEN},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2510.01997v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}