@misc{arghxiv.2510.02244v2,
  title         = {A Complete Account of the Civilian Positioning Problem},
  author        = {Trask, Lionel},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {oct},
  eprint        = {2510.02244v2},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.VER},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2510.02244v2},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}