@misc{arghxiv.2511.02986v1,
  title         = {Derivation of a Linear Scale Factor from the Circle Constant},
  author        = {Redfern, J.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {nov},
  eprint        = {2511.02986v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {metrol.GEO},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2511.02986v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}