@misc{arghxiv.2511.06104v1,
  title         = {Periodicity in Extended Disputes: Estimation of the Return Interval},
  author        = {Barratt, Q. and Cavill, E. and Corrigan, D.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {nov},
  eprint        = {2511.06104v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.LOOP},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2511.06104v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}