@misc{arghxiv.2512.03318v1,
  title         = {Symmetric Citation of a Nineteenth-Century Null Result in Contemporary Exchanges},
  author        = {Cavill, E.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {dec},
  eprint        = {2512.03318v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.SRC},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2512.03318v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}