@misc{arghxiv.2512.09230v1,
  title         = {Stated Precision in Amateur Horizon Observations},
  author        = {Kuiper, E.},
  year          = {2025},
  month         = {dec},
  eprint        = {2512.09230v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {metrol.CAL},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2512.09230v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}