@misc{arghxiv.2512.11487v2,
  title         = {Response Types to Direct Questions in Two-Party Text Disputes},
  author        = {Cavill, E. and Ostrowski, D.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2512.11487v2},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.MOV},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2512.11487v2},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}