@misc{arghxiv.2601.08234v1,
  title         = {Precision of Numerical Claims Across Successive Restatements},
  author        = {Whitlock, E.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jan},
  eprint        = {2601.08234v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.CRED},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2601.08234v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}