@misc{arghxiv.2602.00913v1,
  title         = {A Lower Bound on the Number of Sources Required to Settle a Question Already Settled},
  author        = {Achterberg, N.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {feb},
  eprint        = {2602.00913v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.SRC},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2602.00913v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}