@misc{arghxiv.2602.01771v1, title = {Repetition of a Contested Levelling Line Under the Original Conditions}, author = {Achterberg, N.}, year = {2026}, month = {feb}, eprint = {2602.01771v1}, archivePrefix = {arghXiv}, primaryClass = {metrol.GEO}, url = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2602.01771v1}, note = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers} }