@misc{arghxiv.2602.03357v1,
  title         = {Position Acquisition Among Participants Entering an Exchange Without One},
  author        = {Hollis, A.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {feb},
  eprint        = {2602.03357v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.ER},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2602.03357v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}