@misc{arghxiv.2602.06104v1,
  title         = {Calibration of a Differential Refraction Comparator for Contested Horizon Observations},
  author        = {Kuiper, E.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {feb},
  eprint        = {2602.06104v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {metrol.INST},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2602.06104v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}