@misc{arghxiv.2602.09117v1,
  title         = {Domain Breadth of Confident Assertion Across Accounts},
  author        = {Adeyemi, R.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {feb},
  eprint        = {2602.09117v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.CONF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2602.09117v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}