@misc{arghxiv.2602.11360v1,
  title         = {On the Reported Isolation of the Torsion Balance from Electrostatic Influence},
  author        = {Trask, Lionel},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {feb},
  eprint        = {2602.11360v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.VER},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2602.11360v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}