@misc{arghxiv.2603.05517v1,
  title         = {Share of Message Volume Composed by Automated Counsel in Extended Disputes},
  author        = {Vasquez, M.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {mar},
  eprint        = {2603.05517v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {rhet.AI},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2603.05517v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}