@misc{arghxiv.2603.06693v1,
  title         = {Modern Use of the Star-Occultation Method in Contested Horizon Observations},
  author        = {Kuiper, E.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {mar},
  eprint        = {2603.06693v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {metrol.REF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2603.06693v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}