@misc{arghxiv.2603.08842v1,
  title         = {Reviewer Position Formation During the Assessment of Dispute Transcripts},
  author        = {Hollis, A.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {mar},
  eprint        = {2603.08842v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {meta.SELF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2603.08842v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}