@misc{arghxiv.2603.09550v1,
  title         = {Enumeration of Named Fallacies in Circulation},
  author        = {Barratt, Q.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {mar},
  eprint        = {2603.09550v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {meta.METH},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2603.09550v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}