@misc{arghxiv.2604.01180v1,
  title         = {Disposition of Professional Survey Evidence in Sightline Disputes},
  author        = {Barratt, Q.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {apr},
  eprint        = {2604.01180v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.CRED},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2604.01180v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}