@misc{arghxiv.2604.07061v1,
  title         = {Transition Rates Between First-Order and Metadiscursive States in Extended Exchanges},
  author        = {Ostrowski, D.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {apr},
  eprint        = {2604.07061v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {meta.SELF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2604.07061v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}