@misc{arghxiv.2604.11238v1,
  title         = {Termination Rates in Two-Party Disputes Under a Twenty-Four-Hour Criterion},
  author        = {Setterfield, P. and Crozier, M.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {apr},
  eprint        = {2604.11238v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.OUT},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2604.11238v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}