@misc{arghxiv.2605.03271v1,
  title         = {Recall Fidelity for Positions Held in Concluded Disputes},
  author        = {Halloran, G.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {may},
  eprint        = {2605.03271v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {futil.GEN},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2605.03271v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}