@misc{arghxiv.2605.06119v1,
  title         = {Termination of Nineteenth-Century Scientific Disputes Under a Modern Criterion},
  author        = {Setterfield, P. and Crozier, M.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {may},
  eprint        = {2605.06119v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {meta.HIST},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2605.06119v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}