@misc{arghxiv.2605.12088v1,
  title         = {An Empirical Test of the Claim That the Discussion Had Been Productive},
  author        = {Barratt, Q. and Cavill, E.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {may},
  eprint        = {2605.12088v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {meta.SELF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2605.12088v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}