@misc{arghxiv.2606.07713v1,
  title         = {Response Latency and Attributed Impartiality in Automated Counsel},
  author        = {Barratt, Q. and Corrigan, D.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jun},
  eprint        = {2606.07713v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {rhet.AI},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2606.07713v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}