@misc{arghxiv.2607.01654v2,
  title         = {A Terminating Argument for the Bounded Case},
  author        = {Barratt, Q.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2607.01654v2},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {futil.GEN},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2607.01654v2},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}