@misc{arghxiv.2607.05512v1,
  title         = {Attempted Replication of a Twenty-Four-Hour Termination Criterion},
  author        = {Corrigan, D. and Barratt, Q.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jul},
  eprint        = {2607.05512v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {futil.REP},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2607.05512v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}