@misc{arghxiv.2607.09365v1,
  title         = {Observer Count and the Probability of Concession},
  author        = {Ferreira, T.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jul},
  eprint        = {2607.09365v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {rhet.AUD},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2607.09365v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}