@misc{arghxiv.2607.11480v1,
  title         = {Provenance of Citations to a Primary Experimental Report in Extended Disputes},
  author        = {Barratt, Q. and Kuiper, E.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jul},
  eprint        = {2607.11480v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.VER},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2607.11480v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}