@misc{arghxiv.2607.13022v1,
  title         = {Dispute Volume and Mean Duration in Four Communities, 2023 to 2026},
  author        = {Setterfield, P.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {jul},
  eprint        = {2607.13022v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.OUT},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2607.13022v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}