@misc{arghxiv.2608.01178v1,
  title         = {Uptake of a Descriptive Finding by the Population It Describes},
  author        = {Barratt, Q. and Cavill, E. and Corrigan, D.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2608.01178v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {meta.SELF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2608.01178v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}