@misc{arghxiv.2608.02701v1,
  title         = {A Note on the Standard of Evidence Appropriate to Extraordinary Claims},
  author        = {Trask, Lionel},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2608.02701v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {epist.CONF},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2608.02701v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}