@misc{arghxiv.2608.02840v1,
  title         = {Exits from Text in Two-Party Disputes: Voice Transfer, Image Substitution, and Deferred Citation},
  author        = {Cavill, E. and Corrigan, D.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2608.02840v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {disc.SYN},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2608.02840v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}