@misc{arghxiv.2608.04471v1,
  title         = {On the Non-Convergence of Terrestrial Geometry Discourse in Real-Time Text Channels},
  author        = {Barratt, Q. and Cavill, E. and Corrigan, D.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2608.04471v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {disc.SOC},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2608.04471v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}