@misc{arghxiv.2608.06134v1,
  title         = {Frequency of Dispute Between Participants Holding Incompatible Accounts of the Same Position},
  author        = {Adeyemi, R.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2608.06134v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {rhet.AUD},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2608.06134v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}