@misc{arghxiv.2608.06902v1,
  title         = {Disputes Deferred to a Recurring Observable Occasion},
  author        = {Cavill, E.},
  year          = {2026},
  month         = {aug},
  eprint        = {2608.06902v1},
  archivePrefix = {arghXiv},
  primaryClass  = {argu.MOV},
  url           = {https://arghxiv.org/abs/2608.06902v1},
  note          = {Satire. Not a real research result. See https://arghxiv.org/disclaimers}
}